You barely have to move to travel with the speed of light

A 36 inch hollow tube of pure quartz I have studded with special configurations of faceted tourmalines, garnets, rubies, sapphires, opal, topaz, zircona, amethyst, citrine, moldavite, etc. The crystals are arranged in such a fashion that when a single laser beam hits a cluster, the original beam is broken into dozens of more smaller beams which deflect off of the wand, but at the same time pass through the cyrstals to pass through the body of the wand and hit crystals on the other side, thereby endlessly repeating the process. The result is that when passed through three different coloured laser beams converging on one spot in mid air the wand emits hundreds of laser beams like a starburst and project endlessly changing patterns of organic and ethereal patterned laser light combining with the crystals on the wand, creating a swirling kaleidoscopic rainbow kosmos of light simply by gently turning and moving the wand up and down in the path of the laser beams. The result is a sublime dance in the light